Posted on 01/18/2019 6:49:15 PM PST by lee martell
Everything You Should Know About Psychomotor Agitation
Symptoms...
The most common signs of psychomotor agitation include:
emotional distress
restlessness
tapping
starting and ending tasks abruptly
fidgeting
pacing
hand-wringing
fast talking
racing thoughts
crowded thoughts
https://www.healthline.com/health/psychomotor-agitation#symptoms
Speaking of bird behavior...
I once saw a group of seagulls and crows in a fast food joint parking lot feasting on some scattered food trash.
The seagulls had assembled into one group, and the crows in another. There was no mixing.
Birds are clearly racist.
Nice to hear from someone who cares about the total well-being of his pets...
Trans-species?
Put a mirror in the cage
Should you inadvertently create a 13 (AS OPPOSED TO 12) Step program to cure these birds, you MAY find them lying with you either on the floor, or on the bottom of the cage. Your presence in the cage will cause you great consternation. IF you wake up.
If you do wake up, it will hopefully be from the birds snoring, which also may evolve into a problem. To "nip" the problem in the bud, pour yourselves a "stiff one". Then you will be able to apply a remedy without being bitten. Place some frejoles inside their little beaks and let them enjoy. There are added benefits to this solution, later.
Should the remedy fail to cure the snoring, place a small piece of tape over their breathing holes, AKA "Beakstrils. You may have to manually remove the tape later or instead of parakeet twittering, they may "croak" instead. Should the tape be stuck, there is an alternative removal method. It is call a "Cloacal Kiss".
Do not copulate with the birds, unless you are a Democrat. Instead blow in, DO NOT INHALE! You may stop once the tape is off. You may later note the birds are well because they will zoom quite rapidly around the room. The "jet" action is a by product of the frejoles remedy.
At this point your birds should stop pacing or not. Hopefully they survive.
NB: JUST SAW THE "GINORMOUS" CAGE YOU HAVE! The poor creatures must think they are inside a CRAB TRAP! Get them out immediately!... before the crabs show up.
My in-laws once showed up with a talking Cockatiel. I would eat breakfast, very early before work,& the bird would scream "RUTH","RUTH" (Mother-in-laws name.) It annoyed me, so I said "Screw you". After awhile, it repeated the new phrase. I then added, "Up yours". When the in-laws returned to Florida & put the Bird on their jealousy deck, it screamed "RUTH, RUTH, Screw You, Up Yours." The women below and above were named RUTH! Back to the pet shop.
Hope you have additional pets with problems.
I will gladly assist you with any profound information I may impart
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