To: All
Posted by Steve Pieczenik on Twitter :
The densest element in the known universe has been found.
PELOSIUM
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Pelosium.
Pelosium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 76 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dense forces called
morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons
randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere
and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule leading to the formation of isodopes.
The characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists
to believe that Pelosium is formed wherever morons reach
a certain density of voting concentration.
To: baysider
Re Pelosium:
Uber clever!
1,029 posted on
01/23/2019 10:12:07 PM PST by
Melian
(Check yourself before you KeK yourself. ~ Melian)
To: baysider
Posted by Steve Pieczenik on Twitter :
The densest element in the known universe has been found.
PELOSIUM
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Thanks for posting. Needed a good chuckle.
To: baysider
OMW! That is great. LOL’d several times.
1,095 posted on
01/24/2019 6:38:57 AM PST by
Bigg Red
(The USA news industry, the MSM-13, takes a machete to the truth. {h/t TigersEye})
To: baysider
1,125 posted on
01/24/2019 7:56:12 AM PST by
MileHi
(Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
To: baysider
The densest element in the known universe has been found. PELOSIUM
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.
Pelosium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 76 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dense forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule leading to the formation of isodopes.
The characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed wherever morons reach a certain density of voting concentration.
1,128 posted on
01/24/2019 8:14:30 AM PST by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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