Posted on 04/25/2019 9:49:36 AM PDT by yesthatjallen
John Belushi: Yeah.. they all thought Id be the first one to go. I was one of those Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Good-Looking Corpse types, you know? But I guess they were wrong. [ points his cane to the tombstone ] There they are all my friends. This is the Not Ready For Prime Time Cemetary. Come on up.
[ John struggles up the snow-covered hill ]
Well.. heres Gilda Radner. Ah.. she had her own show on Canadian television for years and years. The Gilda Radner Show. [ moment of silence ] Well, at least now I can see her on reruns. She was cute as a button, God bless her.
Heres where Laraine is. They say she murdered her D.J. husband.. then moved to the valley in California and had a pecan farm. [ holds his fingers two inches apart ] She was this big when she died.
Jane Curtin. She married a stockbroker, had two children, moved to upstate New York. She died.. from complications during cosmetic surgery.
This is Garrett Morris. Now, Garrett.. Garrett left the show, and thenworked in the Black Theater for years. Then he died of an overdose ofheroin.
Heres Bill Murray. He lived the longest 38 years. Ah.. he was happy when he died, though hed just grown his moustache back. Its probably still growing.
Over here is Chevy Chase. He died right after his first movie with Goldie Hawn.
Over here is Danny Aykroyd. I guess he loved his Harley too much. They clocked him at 175 miles an hour before the crash. It was a blur. I had to be called in to identify his body. I recognized him by his webbed toes.
[ drops flowers on Aykroyds grave ]
The Saturday Night show was the best experience of my life. And now,theyre all gone. And I miss every one of them. Why me? Why did I live so long? Theyre all dead. [ reflective ] Ill tell you why.. Because Im a dancer!
Robin Williams killed himself because of dementia.
I thought Jane Curtain had passed also!!!
I’ve partied with both of his brothers, Johnnie and Rick. Rick’s dead too — drank himself to death. Johnnie’s still around in the Twin Cities.
I always liked “Teaser” better, but they were all good.
Nope, and she works pretty steadily, too. She turned up in Can You Ever Forgive Me last year.
My understanding is that Keith Richards feels very fortunate that he's the guy who gets to be Keith Richards.
“Keith Richards says, you shouldn’t do drugs. Keith, we can do any drugs, because you already did them all - there’s none left. We have to wait until you die so we can smoke your ashes.” - Dennis Leary
I am sure 20+ years of cocaine intake had nothing to do with his eventual mental state.
I might also add that Belushi was educated; DeNiro was a dropout.
Compared to Ginger Baker, Keith Richards is a choirboy.
Keith Richards gave up hard drugs 30 years ago and has tapered off most other drugs ever since, and recently gave up alcohol as well. Since he tidied up he has quietly been the clean and sober guy clucking behind the bands crew to keep them from going down the drug drain. He is now 75, an age when even many healthy-living men die, and has sustained his marriage to a younger woman since 1983, so despite appearances, your characterization of Keith is unfair and inaccurate.
yes very poignant
Verne Troyer (Austin Powers Mini-me)
Tom Petty
Prince
Cory Monteith (Glee)
Peaches Geldof
Billy Mays (pitchman for Kaboom! etc)
Anna Nicole Smith
Dee Dee Ramone
John Entwistle (The Who)
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Abbie Hoffman (60s anarchist)
Steve Clark (Def Leppard)
Sid Vicious
Ike Turner (Tinas ex)
Lisa Robin Kelly (That 70s Show)
Margaux Hemingway (actress; Ernests granddaughter)
Bruce Lee
Judy Garland
Brian Epstein (Beatles manager)
Marilyn Monroe
Sigmund Freud
Tim Hardin.
Pigpen.
Yes I am aware of that. See my post #32. Sadly I fear that if it would not have been an auto accident I suspect Kinison would have left us the way so many others listed on this thread did. It has been my studied opinion and observation that many times, living a hard life can mean dying a hard death.
Dude, lighten up!
I was joking.
Ginger Baker, I have seen the documentary. Holy Cr#p
I think it was called beware of Mr Baker.
[That sordid spectacle didn’t stop De Niro, who was using cocaine himself in those days,]
Now it all makes sense. De Niro was a cokehead. Like Jeb Bush.
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