[bitt]

‘go all HRC on it swinging hammers and wiping cloths and knocking the ever loving s, h, i and t keys out of it.’

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I would just remove the b, i, and t keys so you could never speak to me again! :)

[haffast]

“””I would just remove the b, i, and t keys so you could never speak to me again! :)”””

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HA!!! Virtual keyboard! Nanny nanny boo boo! :P

Excuse me while I now go cut the power to the house, swap the smart meter back out for the old mechanical read one, stuff all electronics in Faraday cages, change providers, devices, IP hop, double check VPN,2-way encryption, switch banks, freeze credit bureaus,contact a realtor, reregister on FR as “DeliciousSweetiePie”, abandon all FRens, go to night school to correct my Anglish and sentence structure,or polish up and only speak French, cast out the foul spirits, double check concealed hardware,turn the dogs out and get another wary one, and pray.

Hmmm...still may not be enough! ;)