LOL, I must say though, I’ve always liked Diana. And I’m certainly no fan of the TSA.
Agree with that.
TSA is seemingly full of little Hitlers. I had a bad experience with them myself.
I believe Diana and sympathize with her.
She just needs to convert to Mohammadanism and the Touch Sexual Area Agents will never bother with her at the airport again.
My feelings about the TSA are so bitter and angry I will not fly anymore. First they stole my carving tools on a trip. Then they stole an heirloom knife my dad gave and other things...all of which were declared and properly packaged. That is inexcusable and nothing was done.
Then another trip because of my double mastectomy and failed replacement silicone “breasts”, one TSA agent was overly curious and fondled my whole chest. This was a guy, I presume. He was silent the whole time. I told him to stop it or I would report him. He didn’t and I did. Nothing happened.
Another time after the above, I started undoing my clothing while still in line...by the time I got to the inspection of human body check out, I was down to a very light shirt and shorts...they hurried me through that time.
I have found traveling by car is superior in every way even though it may take longer. If somebody wants me somewhere quicker they can hire a private plane. I still might drive, instead.