[Magnum44]

In before beavis and butthead...

[Army Air Corps]

In before the jokes.

[Trumpnado2016]

Here come the jokes.

[Bob434]

who the heck thinks these headlines up? Yeesh- that’s a bad one-

[gov_bean_ counter]

Here we go again...

[DouglasKC]

Okay you just know these headline writers are busting a gut creating headlines about Uranus.

[rdl6989]

Popcorn at the ready, this is gonna be fun.

[Cowboy Bob]

Now, that’s got Mayor Pete’s attention!

[central_va]

Warm Uranus rings, paging Buttigieg.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Posted here for only one reason.

[Federal46]

I thought this was an article about Obama.

[TruthWillWin]

In before thread is pulled?

[Bruce Campbells Chin]

By comparison, Jupiter's rings contain mostly small, micron-sized particles (a micron is a thousandth of a millimeter). Neptune's rings are also mostly dust, and even Uranus has broad sheets of dust between its narrow main rings.

Someone really needs to do a better job of wiping Uranus.

[Williams]

It was the tacos.

[grey_whiskers]

Sponsored by Charmin.

[Songcraft]

Well, some of these professional asstronomers spend a lot of time studying that sort of thing...

[BigEdLB]

Warm glow, and so? We all know flatulence from Ur anus is warm, sometime hot if you ate spicy food.

[catnipman]

“Astronomers see ‘warm’ glow of Uranus’s rings”

Unh,uh. Not mine they don’t ...

[moovova]

Preparation H would go a long way to help that.

[Natty Bumppo@frontier.net]

Probably don’t want to light any matches around those rings.