1 posted on
06/25/2019 4:31:27 AM PDT by
simpson96
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To: simpson96
Running with a broken back? Florida Man really is a super hero.
2 posted on
06/25/2019 4:33:23 AM PDT by
Cowboy Bob
("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
To: simpson96
I believe the cars used in the stunts were damaged beyond repair
3 posted on
06/25/2019 4:36:10 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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References to Dukes of Hazard shall not be used because they have a Confederate flag painted on the roof of their car.
Despite the fact that Hollywood wrote The Dukes of Hazard scripts to poke fun at grits, rednecks, and crackers.
But that doesn’t matter... because SJW’s are bothersome tyrants.
4 posted on
06/25/2019 4:37:20 AM PDT by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: simpson96
5 posted on
06/25/2019 4:41:20 AM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: simpson96
Foley then fled the scene. Helicopters were used to find him.
He was taken to a hospital, where he was treated for a broken back, WBBH reported.
...
Only in Florida would they need a helicopter to track down a drunk with a broken back.
7 posted on
06/25/2019 4:43:45 AM PDT by
Moonman62
(Facts are racist.)
To: simpson96
I remember in about 1979 or 1980, “That’s Incredible” featured some idiot who tried jumping over the St. Lawrence River (with a souped up TBird, IIRC) and he barely made it halfway over, if that, lol.
8 posted on
06/25/2019 4:45:33 AM PDT by
OttawaFreeper
("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966)
To: simpson96; Gamecock; SaveFerris
He lammed, but them he slammed.
To: simpson96
Was any hood sliding involved?
10 posted on
06/25/2019 4:50:36 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: simpson96
“His license was previously revoked”
Some members of the subspecies “Florida Man” are born with revoked diver’s licenses. It is only prudent.
11 posted on
06/25/2019 4:51:26 AM PDT by
BeauBo
To: simpson96
A Nissan Versa? Needs more power!
12 posted on
06/25/2019 4:51:30 AM PDT by
Flick Lives
(CNN is not healthy for children and other living things)
To: simpson96
Or “SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT” style
19 posted on
06/25/2019 5:02:48 AM PDT by
Tucker39
("It ishttps://y impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
To: simpson96
"Florida Man" thrives in warm climates.
Some have argued for climate change legislation, as a means to prevent the further spread of Florida Man, before it is too late. Especially now that Florida Man has been observed driving motor vehicles, the potential for rapid spread, is all too real.
20 posted on
06/25/2019 5:04:31 AM PDT by
BeauBo
To: simpson96
This sounds a little like the stunt Burt Reynolds did with the Maserati at the beginning of “The Longest Yard”. Who here remembers that one, lol?
22 posted on
06/25/2019 5:07:23 AM PDT by
OttawaFreeper
("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966)
To: simpson96
23 posted on
06/25/2019 5:10:31 AM PDT by
BeauBo
To: simpson96
Sounds like he did just a little bit more than the law will allow.
26 posted on
06/25/2019 5:25:15 AM PDT by
FLT-bird
To: simpson96
28 posted on
06/25/2019 5:34:01 AM PDT by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is The I read in the papers.)
To: simpson96
Bo and Luke were just at “Back to the 50’s” in MN last weekend.
29 posted on
06/25/2019 5:37:54 AM PDT by
Fireone
(Build the gallows first, then the wall!)
To: simpson96
jumped the water in a Nissan Versa
That right there is damned impressive. Those things do zero-to-sixty in about four minutes.
36 posted on
06/25/2019 6:48:19 AM PDT by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
To: simpson96
Next time, use a Charger.
37 posted on
06/25/2019 7:54:15 AM PDT by
bgill
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38 posted on
06/25/2019 8:06:34 AM PDT by
seawolf101
(Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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