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To: Red Badger

From Saturday Night Live skit:

What if Napoleon had a fully loaded B-52 with nuclear weapons at the Battle of Waterloo?

What if Superman had landed in Germany during WWII

Both were classic skits


41 posted on 06/25/2019 9:04:47 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: shotgun
What if Superman had landed in Germany during WWII

Uber-Man: I am... Uberman! I have superhuman powers, and I fight for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way! And I have X-ray vision!

Lois Laneoff: X-ray vision? Can you see through my clothes? [covers herself]

Uber-Man: Ja. And through his, too. [points at Jimmy Olstein] He's a Jew!

Jimmy Olstein: No! No, it’s not true! My parents were just very advanced in hygeine, that’s all..!

Hitler: Silence! Guard, take this Jew away!

Uberman: No need! I’ll drop him off at the camp on my vay to the Eastern front!

42 posted on 06/25/2019 9:07:47 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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