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To: DUMBGRUNT; Gamecock; SaveFerris
Another one:

Vivian: Oh, isn't Elaine fantastic?

George: Yes she is. It's a pity we won't be seeing much more of her.

Vivian: Really, why?

George: Oh, you haven't heard, she's going to live with her grandparents in Redding Pennsylvania.

Vivian: Her grandparent passed away five years ago.

George: Yes they did. I was covering. Elaine has been deported back to Scotland.

Vivian: She's American citizen, I have seen her passport.

George: All right, no more lies. Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project.

Vivian: I haven't heard anything about another Biosphere.

George: That's because it's underwater.

Vivian: This is insane.

George: Is it?

Vivian: Yes it it.

George: Well, it's all for charity, so what's the difference.

(Now, enough of that. Let's see that pastrami).


10 posted on 06/29/2019 12:22:16 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Too bad about her, too.


12 posted on 06/29/2019 12:23:33 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Larry Lucido

Kramer had a can of Beefaroni for biosphere 3! Or maybe a can of tuna.

Don’t feed the Beefaroni to the horse, though.


14 posted on 06/29/2019 12:24:29 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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