Posted on 07/29/2019 10:55:14 AM PDT by mikelets456
Bon Jovi - The Band - BLOWS!
Not even in my TOP 500.
Jon defines “LIMO RIDING Liberal.”
FU Bon Jovi you little b!tch! I’ll never forget about two days after 9/11 Bon Jerkoff did a public service announcement telling us to stop the hate. I yelled at the TV “What are you telling us for?!”
Hi I’m Bon Jovi and you are welcome to attend a fundraising get together at my home in the Hamptons for anyone that will beat Donald Trump. Please don’t steal the cutlery and take off you boots and goulashes because I have 12th century rugs to give the appearance that I’m sophisticated and smart, though I’ve never completed high school. I’ll be singing Mary Had a Little Lamb and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (the original version) while my band is doing drugs in the other room. You can join them for an extra $10,000 paid to the fund. It’ll be a nice night and I’ll sign anything that you present me, unless it’s a claim to take my house — I’m really, really smart though I never went to high school. So let’s beat Donald Trump because... uh... yeah!
A grand is not unreasonable to get into a luxury house to scope its layout, security, and stuff that might be worth stealing.
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can’t get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter? Come on, folks. “Get on that helicopter, Jon. Shut the f... up and get on that helicopter! There’s a hair dresser in there. Yeah, go ahead in there, yeah yeah.” - Dennis Leary
Will Jon serenade him with “Livin’ on a Prayer”?
The only good band from Jersey is The Smithereens (RIP Pat)
Dems doing what they do best: Throwing cash in the trash.
T-Bone used to work on the docks
Union’s been on strike
He’s down on his luck
It’s tough, so tough
Just a regular man of the people
I used to think Jon Bon Jovi had some brains.
I was wrong.
VERY wrong.
Bongiovi is selling his Jersey Shore home. I wonder how much exit tax he’ll have to pay to leave?
$15K in a planned and placed event of people that have high volumes of cash? Big deal.
In the first quarter of this year, Trump earned $30.3 million equal to $336,667 a day through an unknown amount of events which would have been even higher per event.
https://www.vox.com/2019/4/15/18311186/trump-campaign-fundraising-first-quarter-2019
I hope they saved on the munchies to make a profit. And they need to guarantee this chump change amount? These figures they are so proud of are a joke. It’e like playing little league baseball in Yankee Stadium and the 12 year olds swinging for the fences. Two chances: nil and none.
rwood
“BJ, a mega multi-millionaire thanks to free market capitalism...”
The multi-millionaire was hired to perform at a Microsoft conference I attended a few years ago. As he and his awful new band butchered good tunes from the 80s, most people just talked and munched on the free apps. As soon as the apps were gone, so was half the crowd.
He’s fallen quite a ways...
Is he going to Expense 98% like he did with his Fraud Charity Scam??
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.