“Don’t get me wrong, I humped the pig...”
That stopped me for a couple seconds.
For clarification, Army-speak.
M60 machine gun = The Pig. Twenty-three pounds empty, plus spare barrels, tripod, and ammo.
To Hump = to carry, tote, haul, etc.
to “hump the pig” = to carry the M60.
Oh! I thought you were talking about the premier episode of Black Mirror.