[AZLiberty]

at least you looked at the shoes, like I did. '

As one who who takes a higher view, I'm reminded of the song:

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

[irish guard]

Ears?????

I always used a different body part for that song