Posted on 02/02/2020 1:16:37 AM PST by Norski
I kinda think the punchline would have been better if it said CNN at the end.
Babylon Bee is REAL. Don’t believe the hype.
Babylon Bee is more credible than CNN, NBC & ABC.
jk
The BB is very hit or miss for me.
I either really laugh or don’t even chuckle.
But what the hell, they contribute more laughs to the board than I do :)
Morning dp!
My wife loved this one:
Man In Critical Condition After Hearing Slightly Differing Viewpoint
BTW - I really don't have a dog in the fight for the Superbowl, but I really hope Jimmy Garoppolo has a great game. It would be good to see your paisano have a great game!
The LA Times really wrote this:
Jimmy Garoppolo calls Erin Andrews baby on national TV
Can you believe these people?
Better not ever tell some one: "Baby, it's cold outside." You might get arrested.
I’m rooting for my paesano!! Thank you for remembering I’m paesano :)
The “Man in critical condition..” post was Really Funny lol
Good morning right back to you!
I’m a paesano myself but will not be pulling for SF. One of the players when asked if he would go to the WH if they won said, “It’s to early to tell but probably not”
On the other hand the KC players including their qb Mahomes have exhibited pro Christian sentiments as well as support for our President.
I am sort of rooting for the Chiefs as well. But, not all the 49ers are leftists.
Check out this article about Nick Bosa.
'Nobody really cares': Jimmy Garoppolo and Richard Sherman dismiss Nick Bosa's old tweets
Sherman added that he doesn't believe any other teammates will find Bosa's old tweets in which he called Colin Kaepernick a "clown," Beyonce's music "complete trash," and Black Panther the "worst Marvel movie" a problem going forward. "It's not like something where guys are like, 'Hey man, what about what you said?' No. No. If he can play, he can play. If he can't play, he won't be here," Sherman said. "But at the end of the day, that's all that matters in football. Is he getting sacks on Sunday? Is he helping our team? Is he being a good teammate? Those are things that matter. Now, if he's a bad teammate, that's something we'll address."
Beyoncé music trash?! Kaepernick a clown?! Calling out the crapfest of the Black Panther movie?!
Lol.
I like the kid Mahomes anyway and I suppose part of it is a strong dislike for anything to do with California.
I hear some people are going to play some sort of game during the breaks between commercial programs.
I got nuthin’
Especially given the source...
Thanks for the morning laugh!
Done.
“In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN”
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-purchases-competing-satire-site-cnn-for-12-billion
Wait. Whut?
All my time spent believing they were the paper of record, that they were purveyors of truth, journalists with impeccable credentials......
Gone.
Will they now tell us the man with the crease in his pants wasn’t the smartest super hero ever? That the Easter bunny isn’t real?
Lol
“Babylon Bee is REAL. Dont believe the hype.
Babylon Bee is more credible than CNN, NBC & ABC.”
I was just thinking the same. Rush often has a similar problem to the Babylon Bee - he says something outrageous regarding what the Dems may do in the future, just for effect, you know, for humor, never thinking it could happen (like a major presidential candidate choosing a cabinet official running an $80 Billion department based on the approval of a pre-teen cross-dresser) - and then guess what...
From your story:
Andrews asked him how it felt to be undefeated halfway through the season.
Without hesitation, the one-time Tom Brady backup replied, Feels great, baby.
That’s it? WTF are they complaining about?
I know. The LA Times said in the story:
"But if he really was flirting with Andrews or trying to demean her in any way thats completely unacceptable."
Because, you know, unmarried heterosexual men cannot flirt. I think it's a felony, or something.
...part of it is a strong dislike for anything to do with California.
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