[elcid1970]

“...I just snuck out and drove...to Harmon’s at the Brickyard for a twelve pack of Budweiser. Lucky me I made it home without being caught.”

Yeah, a Mormon cop would have ticketed you for violating the Word of Wisdom, ordered you to read the entire Pearl of Great Price, then wished you a Merry Smithmas.

;^)

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

I offended somebody in college when I referred to “The Squirrel of Great Price”. This is the same guy that one time I walked past his dorm room and complimented his excellent picture of Barry Gibb, that didn’t go over at all.

[Elsie]

... a Mormon cop would have ticketed you for violating the Word of Wisdom,...

Well; it's not like he bought some ribs to cook on the Barbie in this warm weather!!

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What's for dinner?

 

D&C 49:18-19  18 And whoso forbiddeth to abstain from meats, that man should not eat the same, is not ordained of God; 19 For, behold, the beasts of the field and the fowls of the air, and that which cometh of the earth, is ordained for the use of man for food and for raiment, and that he might have in abundance.

D&C 89:12-13  12 Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly; 13 And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be used, only in times of winter, or of cold, or famine.

 

 

 

It must be tough; being a Mormon.   Having to face Scripture that state two oppossing ideas and somehow managing to believe BOTH of them!  It's no WONDER that Utah leads in Prozac usage!