[DannyTN]

That ventilator just won't do.

You need the new CHEVY 5000 Ventilator!!
500 HP
0 to 20,000 breaths in 0.2 seconds.
Collision Detection.
100 million breath drive train warranty.
Honorary membership in the redneck army.

Even one of the older models would do.

Or a lower profile Executive model.

[TexasGator]

“500 HP “

Mine has 750!

[SaveFerris]

I’ll take the green and gray one.

Hope the step ladder comes with it.