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To: wastoute

Tuesday, parenthetically, I underwent a hip replacement surgery. They gave me a spinal and a sedative, and stuck what felt like a nebulizer face mask over my nose and mouth. All the racket of power screwing and whacking my hip with a hammer and chisel kept waking me up, and I had to manually keep the mask from cutting into my eye, ‘cause it kept getting knocked askew by the vibrations. Both my legs, however, were completely numb throughout.

Bizarrely, this was all done by a top flight orthopedic surgeon and an equally good anesthesiologist, with a department head supervising, and I’m fine, other than the pain and stiffness. Came home Thursday. It would make a great comedy sketch.


62 posted on 03/29/2020 4:02:30 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
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To: Eleutheria5

You must live somewhere the healthcare system is still able to do “something else”. Be grateful.


68 posted on 03/29/2020 4:34:43 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: Eleutheria5
It would make a great comedy sketch.
77 posted on 03/29/2020 5:17:15 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Eleutheria5

If you kept waking up because of sounds...you did not have a great anesthesiologist.


88 posted on 03/29/2020 5:53:58 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (.)
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To: Eleutheria5

My hip replacement was postponed due to the plague.
I hope my anesthesia works better. :-)

I had a similar experience with a colonoscopy a few years ago. I remember every detail of the ordeal ... including the problems they had.


105 posted on 03/29/2020 10:06:13 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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