Posted on 03/29/2020 12:29:02 PM PDT by ransomnote
Reminds me of that time I was having a beer...
Three rather large ladies came and ordered a round. I was interested in their accent.
I said “Are you ladies from England?”
One turned “No, you Twit, it’s Wales!!!”
So, I said “Are you Whales from England?”
My doctor says that I should be able to walk again soon...
flatten the curve
entymological excerpts
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flatten (v.)
late 14c., “to prostrate oneself,” also “to fall flat,” from flat (adj.) + -en (1). Transitive meaning “to make flat” is 1620s. Related: Flattened; flattening.
curve (n.)
1690s, “curved line, a continuous bending without angles,” from curve (v.). With reference to the female figure (usually plural, curves), from 1862; in reference to statistical graphs, by 1854; as a type of baseball pitch that does not move in a straight line, from 1879. An old name for it was slow. “Slows are balls simply tossed to the bat with a line of delivery so curved as to make them almost drop on the home base.” [Chadwick’s Base Ball Manual, 1874]
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flatten the curve
flatten - make flat
curve - the female figure
put a stop the trafficking????
spit balling over here
Yep, that means a lot to me.
Every day. In every way.
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This is not stuff.
Hello Ransomnote. Thank Q!
Thank you so much for keeping this thread going. If it wasn’t for Q and this thread to follow, I think I’d lose my mind.
So much of ‘Beyond the Trees’ is just awful anymore, for the most part.
In before POTUS destroys the fake news again. I never tire of it...
Oh crap.
Well... my bad for not paying attention I guess.
Q on, Qbert.
I watched this stuff when it was being spammed on 8kun.
Sketchy, and roundly dismissed at 8Kun.
YOu made me laugh louder than my stereo (All Right Now)! Thanks!
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It's time
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Sleepin in
Well enough, nobody's setting things on fire.
Hey, are people rustlin cattle yet?
Not yet. Nor my Jimmies either. Don't come a-rustlin' my Jimmies.
POTUS just gave a solo press conference from White House
POTUS meeting with Supply Chain Distributors to discuss COVID-19 Response
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