A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding on a Texas highway. He asks for her drivers license and registration. When she opens her wallet, he notices a conceal-carry permit.
He asks, Maam, do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?
She responds that she has a .38 Special in her purse. And a .45 in her glove box. And a 9mm Glock in the center console. And a shotgun in the trunk.
Jesus, lady, says the cop. What are you so afraid of?
The old lady looks him in the eye and says, Not a (beeping) thing.