Image credits: Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities
Don’t read the scroll out loud!!
Let’s see who could be in those coffins:
* Helen Thomas
* Judge Crater
* Al Capone’s treasure trove
* Chucky Schumer - I WISH
* Nancy Pelosi - I WISH. She sure looks like she’s been dead for 2,000 years or more
* Dan Rather - Oh do I wish. Betrayed us in Nam. May he rot in Hell even while he is still alive.
* Bill Ayers - Another wish I want to come true
* Hillary Rotting Clinton - she’s about 2,000 years old and smells that way
* George Soros - should have been buried alive as a KAPO during WW2, the Nazi-helping traitor.
They are still registered Democrats?
Oooohh....reminds me to watch The Mummy 2017 again. Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe absolutely rock that flick!
Ive seen this movie,,,It doesnt end well,,,,
Don’t let Bubba Clinton anywhere near these coffins.
I have to say, I enjoy this kind of thing, but when I went to Alexandria, Egypt back in 1977 which was my first real exposure to any kind of Egyptology type of thing...we took a trip to the pyramids, IIRC it was something like a three hour drive through the desert, though I could be wrong in remembering.
I do remember seeing gun emplacements or SAM sites out there in the desert on the journey...:)
The Pyramids were...big. This was when you could still climb on them, so I wanted to see how high I could go, and I’ll tell you, it didn’t take long before I realized just how dangerous it was and I chickened out.
I realized that, even at the level I was at, slipping on those crumbly, grit covered stones would be a nasty trip down, because you weren’t going to catch yourself.
I heard that a someone got killed doing it, and they banned climbing on the pyramids after that. It made sense to me. Why allow it anyway?
I sat on a camel for a picture, and then the camel’s owner, who took my picture, wanted more money to let me down, so I said screw that and jumped off...I realized just how high you sit on a camel! Nasty creatures.
But when we went to the big museum that housed all the artifacts...I nearly became nauseous from the sheer volume, rooms and rooms and rooms of artifacts. It made my eyes glassy in a very short period of time.
It reminded me of the people who tour Europe on buses and say “If I see ONE MORE CATHEDRAL...”
What’s the over under, in terms of time, on it being ok to raid graves? Whatever it is someons’s going to be very busy someday in Calvary in Queens, NY. There are 3 million people buried there.
Which is among the many reasons I will be cremated....
Whatta you bet, covid was what killed them...
i know what this is!
the guy on the right is sleepy joe in his basement, just taking a short rest from the campaign trail. on the left is an ancient egyptian democrat voter mummy.
or, is it the other way around?
anyway, sleepy joe and his mummy.
actually, someone could write a catchy “wrap” song about this...
however, no one ever listens to an old giza like me...
and one more thing, i think it is inherently sexist to call ancient egyptian pictographic characters “her-o-glyphs”— that is very unfair to men! how about decline-to-state-o-glyphs? or non-binary-o-glyphs? sheesh!
if the mummy is a coffin, then the covid19 danger might lurk there... often!
i have a mummy. i would collect mummies, but then someone would accuse me of trying to start a pyramid scheme with them all. ok, give me a lighta for my cigar-a. and ouch, i forgot to mention that my ankh-le is hurting again...
i ain’t scarab of no mummy!
