Posted on 09/24/2020 3:30:20 AM PDT by impimp
It’s just the flu, bro.
Today we are not talking about Coronavirus. Today we are discussing two other diseases and how these can kill over 1 million Americans. The first is the viral itchytoeitis which causes mild intermittent itchiness of the victim’s big toe. The second is fakediseaseitis which causes no symptoms and is not contagious.
Itchytoeitis is very contagious and it spreads throughout the population rapidly. There is some T-cell immunity but still this killer will infect 20% of the population within 1 year. Because it is so serious with all of these itchy toes, the government has mandated universal testing so that we can rapidly treat its victims. These tests are 100% accurate. With 20% of the 500 million US population getting infected we, therefore, have 100 million victims. 1% of the population dies each year so we therefore have 1 million people who died with itchytoeitis. Therefore, itchytoeitis has killed 1 million Americans.
Similarly deadly, we have fakediseaseitis. The government has also mandated universal testing for this but since it is fake the only way it shows up is with a false positive test. The test is very good and so we only have a 1% false positive rate. That computes to 5 million American victims. 1% of these people will die regardless so we have 50,000 deaths attributable to fakediseaseitis.
In summary, itchytoeitis claimed the lives of 1 million Americans and fakediseaseitis claimed the lives of 50,000 additional Americans. 1.05 million Americans dead at the hands of these two killers. Stop being selfish, wear a mask, lockdown businesses and quarantine yourself - we have the lives of over 1 million Americans to think of.
This 87-year-old agrees. :-)
Soooo funny ... thanks.
I have seen that too, I’ve got hundreds of miles logged in mountain climbing and trail hiking in the forbidding Sierras where there is snow until July.
In previous months April through middle of August never saw a mask, what a relief being around like-minded people. You have got to be rather healthy to make it up over two miles high mountain climbing anyway, the wind was howling all the time and the chance of getting any virus up there is infinitely zero. Yet in late summer the libtard skeerdy cats started showing up here and there, they weren’t your typical maskers either.
These are mentally retarded imbeciles who live in absolute fear that apparently cannot do 5th grade math regarding a virus size through a pore size on a mask, always had the same posture too, they would turn their back and step to the side of a trail or cliff, grab their mask/handkerchief and cram it up their nose like you were a 5-ton snot-covered leper leaping at them.
Donald...no damn masks, no damn vaccine. Get it? The virus will run its course. Protect the vulnerable, open the country; let the chips fall where they may. By the way; Ohio SUCKS.
Yep, we were out again on the trails today and they were just as plentiful. Especially on the powder puff trails that had boardwalks and such. My wife grows weary of the grumbling I do under my breath. The strange thing was that you would see a metrosexual dude with one and not his gal pal. Then, the next time the girl would be wearing it but not the guy.
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