I’d slap you.
It's hard to argue with a bio like yours. I wear a mask when I have to and the young couple should have had their masks on. However masks are my cross to die on and anybody who bullies another to wear a mask deserve whatever wrath they get. And the more wrath the more enjoyment.
I would happily let you slap me if I could see one more nazi mask bully get beat down one more time.