Simply deposit said excrement in the open orafice.
Once it analyzes your poop it will let you know after six months when you can have your next cheeseburger.
Think of all the millions of jobs created building these new toilets. The Biden executive order requiring that these be installed in every federal facility is on his desk right now. Then the Dems will take up legislation requiring every toilet in the country be changed out before 2025. AOC has signed onto the "Brown New Poop Deal."
We all look forward to the widespread use of "anus cameras." Right? Who gets to clean the lens?
They use these on Uranus
I think the jokes will write themselves for this one
“Who gets to clean the lens?”
...LOL!
“Oh the maker! Not YOU again!?” the smart toilet screamed as Jimmy started to sit down....
And sends the information to Bill Gates.
Following because I can’t wait to see what every one has to say.
Big tech knows all anyway. “You don’t know sh!t” Why yes, yes we do.
Now Joe has a job he can give Hunter
“Data shows you’ve been eating burgers and pizza again. We’re going to have to cancel your health insurance policy.”
“Sorry, you’ve exceeded your limit of allowed toilet paper.”
No thanks. I don’t want any kind of ‘Talking or Singing Toilet’.
What next? a Smart Toilet in the courtroom as a ‘Character Witness’?
Will we be able to vote from the toilet?
Of course it will be connected to the internet. It will analyze your poop and tell you what government sanctioned activities you are allowed to participate in, and which states you are allowed to travel to. It will also tell you that you voted five times for the Democrat in the most recent election.
They are just making porn for democrat coprophages and urolagniacs under the guise of scientific research. They’ll make a fortune.
Is it to catch individuals who are eating more than their allowed ration of red meat? I’m buying shares in this:
https://www.sportsmansguide.com/product/index/reliance-luggable-loo-portable-toilet?a=1595996
Now, the boss can analyze your poop time.
“Jones, I’ve noticed that you are in the stall for 15 minutes, but you are only on the seat for three minutes. What’s going on in there?”
“Team building.”
Just wait till this gets hacked, the videos will be viral................
Sigh
Sigh
Grab some of what your dog produces and toss it in there.
Simply deposit said excrement in the open orafice.
Once it analyzes your poop it will let you know after six months when you can have your next cheeseburger.