[simpson96]

"Trust us, you don't need to see where you're going."

[buridan]

It’s a monad. As Leibniz said, “monads have no windows.”

[HombreSecreto]

I’m waiting on the Adobe.

[katana]

German engineers to the original seven astronauts: “Vindows? Vy vould you need vindows?” I detect the same reformed (?) Nazi mentality here at Apfel.

[jmcenanly]

It looks like a computer mouse. Even then, it lacks buttons.

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Obviously, it’s Disaster Area’s stunt car.

“It’s the wild color scheme that freaks me,” said Zaphod, whose love affair with this ship had lasted almost three minutes into the flight. “Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up to let you know you’ve done it. What is this? Some kind of galactic hyperhearse?”

[oldtech]

Best reason I’ve seen yet to keep & maintain my ‘05 Buick. This Apple thing must have been designed by corporate idiots. I wouldn’t touch it with THEIR hands even if I could.

[TangoLimaSierra]

I think, over the next 20 years windshields will be phased out. A display with radar, lidar, infra red will be normal. Imagine driving at night in a rainstorm but you see a bright clear day.

OKAY, Luddites of FR, have at.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Looks like a coffin.

[ViLaLuz]

The blind leading the blind.

[Gaffer]

I HATE articles that take SEVEN PARAGRAPHS of word salad to get the the main point of the complaint.

The article could just as well said, “Apple’s new AI driving gizmo car has NO windows - Who wants to ride around in a coffin?” But then there’d be no article, would there?