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Knucklehead Of The Week: New Automobile By Apple Unveiled, But It’s Missing One Small Detail
The Blue State Conservative ^ | 5/21/2022 | PF Whalen

Posted on 05/21/2022 10:01:35 AM PDT by simpson96

To clarify, and to remove any doubt as to whom exactly is being recognized, we are naming Apple Inc. as the week’s top knucklehead. Should we therefore pluralize the honor by calling them “knuckleheads of the week?” Or should we simply consider Apple Inc. to be a singular entity and therefore just one big “knucklehead?” We’ll leave that detail for others to decide.

As one might expect with a product from Apple, their new “concept” vehicle is full of bells and whistles, many of which Apple has understandably submitted for patent protection. It’s an electric vehicle, naturally, and one of the more groundbreaking aspects of the car is it autonomous driving functionality. Self-driving vehicles have already been in production for several years, but we can only imagine the new dimensions to which Apple has taken those ideas.

Additionally, according to VR Scout, Apple is counting on its virtual-reality centric entertainment system to be a major selling point:

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Therefore, we’re left to ask the following: Exactly why does Apple and the two companies they’ve worked with to produce this vehicle – Concept Creator and Letsgodigital – think it’s a good idea to try and market a vehicle that’s sure to cost six-figures yet requires passengers to sit in what amounts to a claustrophobic, panic-inducing coffin? Comfortable seats and cool entertainment options aside, do they really think folks are going to want to seal themselves into a windowless vault for their daily commute?

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"Trust us, you don't need to see where you're going."

1 posted on 05/21/2022 10:01:35 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

“Nina Jankowicz sent me. Please get in, Dave.”


2 posted on 05/21/2022 10:04:29 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Wanting to make America great isn’t an insult unless you’re trying to make it worse! ULTRAMAGA!!)
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To: simpson96

Yuck!


3 posted on 05/21/2022 10:05:13 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( When tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty. ))))
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To: simpson96

Drive by feel. See plenty of that today.


4 posted on 05/21/2022 10:06:14 AM PDT by Howie66 (Let's Go Brandon!!)
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To: simpson96

Where are the mouse buttons and scroll wheel?


5 posted on 05/21/2022 10:06:14 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: simpson96

The joke’s on everyone, Apple put wheels on it’s mouse and called it The Car!


6 posted on 05/21/2022 10:06:52 AM PDT by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
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To: simpson96; All

Submit your physical self to total control by the Tech Oligarchs. Sure, that will sell to some...


7 posted on 05/21/2022 10:06:58 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: simpson96

Nice looking mouse. Now where’s the car?


8 posted on 05/21/2022 10:07:15 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Even if (a big IF) the driverless feature worked, the lack of being able to see the road will lead to a whole lot of motion sickness problems for the passengers.
9 posted on 05/21/2022 10:07:22 AM PDT by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: simpson96

Apparently it’s not about the journey, but the destination.

It actually reminds me of the limos in the movie, “Freejack”.


10 posted on 05/21/2022 10:07:48 AM PDT by cuban leaf (My prediction: Harris is Spiro Agnew. We'll soon see who becomes Gerald Ford, and our next prez.)
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To: simpson96

Self driving cars will be government driven cars.


11 posted on 05/21/2022 10:08:00 AM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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Windows should be adjustable to taste at any time, both in color and transparency. Vehicle should not make ground contact except when necessary. Give it another few eecades, and give nuclear a better chance.


12 posted on 05/21/2022 10:08:24 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew ("Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton)
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To: simpson96

So much for sightseeing and watching the scenery pass by.


13 posted on 05/21/2022 10:11:09 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: simpson96

I don’t think so, Tim.


14 posted on 05/21/2022 10:11:16 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is i)
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To: simpson96

Is it for Mars?


15 posted on 05/21/2022 10:12:42 AM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: simpson96
Progeny,
You’ve been had.
Something’s coming,
Something bad.

C8911-C7-C-C60-C-4-F16-81-CB-E1-D9997-AEEA7

16 posted on 05/21/2022 10:17:51 AM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Open the doors HAL, I would like to get out.

I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.

17 posted on 05/21/2022 10:18:43 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: simpson96
Looks like a mouse. Someone sat next to their computer and drew their mouse and added wheels.
18 posted on 05/21/2022 10:19:23 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Romans 12:12)
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To: simpson96

Nope


19 posted on 05/21/2022 10:20:29 AM PDT by Leep (Don't say God.)
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To: SmokingJoe

Where’s the opening for my dog to hang his head out of and sniff the scenery?


20 posted on 05/21/2022 10:21:55 AM PDT by imardmd1 (Fiat Lux)
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