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Two workers rescued from chocolate-filled tank at Mars Wrigley factory
WaPo ^ | Lindsey Bever

Posted on 06/10/2022 2:31:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: Western Patriot

Beat me to it. Such funny stuff.

I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate indeed.


41 posted on 06/10/2022 3:55:06 PM PDT by Veto! (FJBsucksrocks)
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To: Dr. Sivana

42 posted on 06/10/2022 4:08:04 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (A government of the government, by the government, for the government)
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To: mylife

Maeve O’Leary is home making dinner as usual, when Tom Casey arrives at her door. “Maeve, can I come in?” says he. “I’ve somethin’ I must tell ya.”

“Of course you can come in. You’re always welcome here, Tom. But where’s that husband of mine?”

“That’s what I’ve come to be tellin’ ya, lass. Im afraid there’s been an accident down at the Guinness brewery.”

“Oh, God no!” cries Maeve. “Please say it’s not so.”

“I can’t, Maeve. Your husband Fergus is dead and gone. I’m that sorry, love.”

“Oh, but how did it happen, Tom?”

“It was terrible, Maeve, terrible. He fell right into a vat of the Guinness Stout and was drowned.”

“Oh my dear lord in heaven!! But tell me, Tom, did he at least go quickly?”

“Well, no Maeve, no. I can’t well say that.”

“No?”

“The truth is, he got out three times to pee.”


43 posted on 06/10/2022 4:14:49 PM PDT by Eepsy
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To: Western Patriot

I read the newspaper headline and immediately started humming the Smothers Brothers song. Thank you!


44 posted on 06/10/2022 4:22:23 PM PDT by FlyCaster (Remember allegiance to the United States?)
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To: BenLurkin
The Jungle 2, by Upton Sinclair.
45 posted on 06/10/2022 4:33:41 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference of the Devil...-Churchill)
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To: BenLurkin

What a way to go. Death by chocolate. Death by 1,000 slurps.


46 posted on 06/10/2022 5:12:24 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (America -- July 4, 1776 to November 3, 2020 -- R.I.P.)
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To: BenLurkin

Rumor has it that their pay was docked for the time spent in the vat and for the amount of chocolate estimated that they swallowed, dripped on the floor and stole in the pockets of their clothes.


47 posted on 06/10/2022 5:20:31 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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To: dforest

4 words Lock out, tag out


48 posted on 06/10/2022 5:23:41 PM PDT by slapshot (Coke wants me to act less white? Well I will not purchase Coke Products- Get woke go broke-)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

I think that reminds me of original Charlie & Chocolate Factory.


49 posted on 06/10/2022 6:11:33 PM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: BenLurkin

Note to self: No M&Ms for a while.


50 posted on 06/10/2022 7:39:36 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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To: BenLurkin; Hardastarboard

My old tagline, before America went all Apocalyptic. ;)

51 posted on 06/11/2022 5:02:31 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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