[Leaning Right]

I don’t like Bill Gates. And I don’t like Microsoft. So I’m going to tell PETA that Bill Gates forces monkeys to do all the Windows updates.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

No need for investigations. People would believe your story.

[dforest]

Monkeys would probably cause less damage doing Windows updates.

[Red Badger]

So I’m going to tell PETA that Bill Gates forces monkeys to do all the Windows updates.

Which is true........................

[Zhang Fei]

[I don’t like Bill Gates. And I don’t like Microsoft. So I’m going to tell PETA that Bill Gates forces monkeys to do all the Windows updates.]

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Indians, including the CEO, might object to being called monkeys.

[eeriegeno]

So I’m going to tell PETA that Bill Gates forces monkeys to do all the Windows updates.

You wouldn’t be lying!

[Tell It Right]

The atheists like to say that with an infinite amount of time a monkey on a keyboard will eventually type Shakespeare. LOL

[Mr. K]

"...I’m going to tell PETA that Bill Gates forces monkeys to do all the Windows updates."

That would explain a lot, actually

[Scrambler Bob]

Bill Gates forces monkeys to do all the Windows updates.

= = =

That would be funny, but it is true.

I speak as a Windows user from version 1.0 (useless) and up.

[metmom]

I don’t like Bill Gates. And I don’t like Microsoft. So I’m going to tell PETA that Bill Gates forces monkeys to do all the Windows updates.

You’d probably get better results if they did use monkeys.