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Uranus to begin reversing path across the night sky on Wednesday
UPI ^ | By Clyde Hughes

Posted on 08/24/2022 12:30:34 PM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

The scientific/assternomical name for these kinds of FR “U” threads is “When The Twinkling Turns To Twerking”.


21 posted on 08/24/2022 12:45:47 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Red Badger

Uranus - the bane of high school teachers everywhere.


22 posted on 08/24/2022 12:46:05 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (3,903,096 users on Truth Social)
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To: Red Badger

Uranus threads are always creative and fun.šŸ¤£


23 posted on 08/24/2022 12:48:06 PM PDT by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
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To: Red Badger
Patient: "Doc, am I going to be alright?"
Doctor: "I'm not sure because Mercury is now in Uranus."
Patient: "Sorry but I don't know much about astronomy and space."
Doctor: ā€œNeither do I, but my thermometer just snapped inside you."
24 posted on 08/24/2022 12:48:23 PM PDT by gw-ington (My preferred pronouns: she, him, it, senile, sleepy, puppet, laughing, hyena, stolen, election.)
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To: Red Badger

is Uranus backing up to Charlie Crist? He does not claim to be gay, but I bet he has DB. (B=breath)


25 posted on 08/24/2022 12:50:56 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: MtnClimber

Well, it IS in retro grade...................šŸ˜œ


26 posted on 08/24/2022 12:52:45 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: moviefan8
"Couldnā€™t the guy who named this planet come up with a different name instead of Uranus?"

They say he had also considered calling it "Myanus", and "Heranus", and "Hisanus", before settling on "Uranus".
27 posted on 08/24/2022 12:54:02 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Red Badger
Well, it IS in retro grade...................šŸ˜œ Yes, and I bet Charlie is waiting.
28 posted on 08/24/2022 12:55:09 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: MtnClimber

He would be a ‘retro’ governor...................


29 posted on 08/24/2022 12:56:22 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

I’m getting tired of all these juvenile jokes. Maybe rename it something bland like “Monkeypox” so we can all stop acting like 12 year olds.


30 posted on 08/24/2022 12:57:16 PM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: Red Badger

They are renaming Uranus due to all the jokes about Uranus.
The new name will be Mianus.


31 posted on 08/24/2022 12:58:51 PM PDT by Leep (Hillary will NEVER be president! šŸ˜)
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32 posted on 08/24/2022 12:59:11 PM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: moviefan8
Couldnā€™t the guy who named this planet come up with a different name instead of Uranus?

Excellent question.

Many people say NASA is so tired of all the jokes made about Uranus, that it smartly decided to rename it Urectum.

33 posted on 08/24/2022 12:59:17 PM PDT by gw-ington (My preferred pronouns: she, him, it, senile, sleepy, puppet, laughing, hyena, stolen, election.)
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To: Red Badger

He was the governor with knee pads previously. We don’t need knee pads in the governor’s mansion any more.


34 posted on 08/24/2022 1:02:52 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: moviefan8

GAsAss would have been just as appropriate.


35 posted on 08/24/2022 1:03:36 PM PDT by fwdude (Racism is not dead, but it is on life support - kept alive by politiciansā€¦.ā€ ā€” Thomas Sowell)
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To: SamAdams76

High School? I remember learning the planet’s in 2nd grade. Of course I didn’t know any Uranus jokes back then.


36 posted on 08/24/2022 1:09:42 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: Red Badger

Hey, if Jupiter has a red spot from a storm, what color spot do you suppose Uranus would have?


37 posted on 08/24/2022 1:10:55 PM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: EvilCapitalist

I can remember seeing several job postings for “financial analysts.”

The “-ysts” were often times truncated off.


38 posted on 08/24/2022 1:12:14 PM PDT by fwdude (Racism is not dead, but it is on life support - kept alive by politiciansā€¦.ā€ ā€” Thomas Sowell)
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To: Red Badger

Someone told it to get uranus back here.


39 posted on 08/24/2022 1:12:24 PM PDT by farmguy
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To: Bruce Campbells Chin

I know, I know. Pick me.


40 posted on 08/24/2022 1:12:44 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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