I've heard of man-bites-dog, but here we have chicken-kills-man. Next we'll hear of him plucking and cleaning him, and putting his parts in bread crumbs and then a deep fryer. They're rebelling.
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To: Eleutheria5
Must have been one heckuva a big c*ck to kill a man,
2 posted on
02/16/2023 3:41:44 PM PST by
ARW
To: Eleutheria5
Shouldn’t have been choking the chicken.
To: Eleutheria5
Reads like a robot put it together. Killhornia? Don’t think so. Henpecked to death? Unlikely.
6 posted on
02/16/2023 3:50:01 PM PST by
GreatRoad
('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act' )
To: Eleutheria5
She had a great big pecker.
7 posted on
02/16/2023 3:51:31 PM PST by
rsobin
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To: Eleutheria5
Was he singing “Come Out Ye Cluck and Tans”?
8 posted on
02/16/2023 3:52:54 PM PST by
Noumenon
(You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
To: Eleutheria5
Chickennnn Maaaaaannnnnn !!
He's everywhere he's everywhere!
10 posted on
02/16/2023 3:53:56 PM PST by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: Eleutheria5
Remember Jimmy Carter’s killer rabbit?
11 posted on
02/16/2023 3:57:27 PM PST by
ConservativeInPA
(Stupidly is a moral problem, not an intellectual problem. )
To: Eleutheria5
To: Eleutheria5
Was alcohol involved?
Just saying……
14 posted on
02/16/2023 4:05:21 PM PST by
VanShuyten
("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals)
To: Eleutheria5
We Shall Be Free by Woody Guthrie (yes, the commie folk singer) appeared on record in 1962.
I was down in the hen house other night awful dark
I didn’t have no light I reached for a chicken
I got me a goose,
A man come out, I had to turn him loose.
Preacher and a rooster had a terrible fight
Preacher knocked the rooster clean out o’ sight
Preacher told the rooster that’ll be all right
Meet ya at the hen house tomorrow night
I’was down in the hen house on my knees
I thought I heard a chicken sneeze
Only a rooster sayin’ his prayers
Thankin’ his god for the hens upstairs
15 posted on
02/16/2023 4:06:28 PM PST by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: Eleutheria5
Why didn’t hey just come out and say so! Now I understand one dollar an egg!
To: Eleutheria5
I had to actually read the story to see how this was possible. Turns out he was already in ill health. The chicken gashed his leg in two places - maybe hit an artery - then he died of a heart attack.
24 posted on
02/16/2023 4:32:06 PM PST by
Drawsing
(Fools show their annoyance at once, the prudent man overlooks an insult. Proverbs 12:16)
To: Eleutheria5
26 posted on
02/16/2023 4:39:58 PM PST by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
To: Eleutheria5
I believe it. We used to have a Rhode Island Red rooster who would savagely attack cats or coyotes who dared to get close to his flock. Chickens can be pretty serious if they want to be.
27 posted on
02/16/2023 4:40:13 PM PST by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
To: Eleutheria5
31 posted on
02/16/2023 5:43:43 PM PST by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how thery control you. )
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32 posted on
02/16/2023 6:01:18 PM PST by
rellimpank
(--don't believe anything the media or government says about firearms or explosives--)
To: Eleutheria5
An earlier post discusses the government pushing vaccination of chickens to fight Bird Flu. Perhaps the deceased had mentioned this out loud. The chicken, being a voracious consumer of Freerepublic, The Liberty Daily, and Citizen Free Press, decided it wouldn’t be a victim and did what he had to do.
To: Eleutheria5
Must have been hen-pecked.
34 posted on
02/16/2023 6:15:57 PM PST by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: Eleutheria5
35 posted on
02/16/2023 6:17:44 PM PST by
Honorary Serb
(Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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38 posted on
02/16/2023 6:29:27 PM PST by
MCF
(If my home can't be my Castle, then it will be my Alamo)
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