Arkansas Police Rule Suicide in Death of Clinton Aide Found Hanging From Tree with Shotgun Blast to Chest – Despite No Sign of Gun!

gateway pundit ^ | 2/22/2023 | Cristina Laila

[Sicon]

"...or an African swallow."

An African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.

[MtnClimber]

EXACTLY! Now bring me a shrubbery.

[PGR88]

Mr. Middleton was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest and an extension cord wrapped around his neck 30 miles from his Arkansas ranch.

Guinness World record for "Most Complex Suicide Plan Ever."

[Churchillspirit]

Vince Foster 11

[Mr. K]

Maybe it will re-appear like the gun in Ft. Marcy Park did in Vince Foster’s hand.

Remember- they spent 45 minutes trying to get the first eyewitness to say there was the tiniest of minute, miniature, micro-possibilities that he might have, MAYBE, sort of, almost just didn’t see the gun... Until finally, out of exasperation, he said ‘Ok there was a million to one chance he didn’t see it’ ... so they announced “First witness says he found foster with a gun in his hand”

Also keys magically appeared in his pockets after Craig Livingstone came to the morgue. After they were already searched several times.

[Mr. K]

I bet it is her more than him.

[Mr. K]

Maybe it was a European Swallow?

[stockpirate]

Someone else connected to Clinton was found hung by an extension cord and a fake suicide

[GingisK]

That mode of suicide is very common in Arkansas in Clinton's circle. It dates back many years.

See Alamo Girl's PDF

[skepsel]

Are you suggesting shotguns migrate?

[dznutz]

[Tupelo]

31 Posts and I still have not seen the word:
“ARKANSIDE”
Makes me wonder if Arkanside had been flushed down the memory hole.

[Tupelo]

Maybe I should have been looking for the word”
Arkancide
ya think?

[sauropod]

Bkmk

[Veto!]

I wondered too. I actually said Arkancide on Daily Mail. Will check to see whether they posted it. They’ve censored me before because I sad Joe didn’t know what he was saying, then reposted it and apologized. LOL

[sjmjax]

Or.....Somebody came across the scene. Decided that there was nothing that they could do for him. But, I could use that nice once fired shotgun!

[Right Brother]

Reminds me of that old joke: A White southern Sheriff and his deputy find a dead black man stabbed in the back multiple times with the knife still sticking out of the body. The Sheriff says to the deputy “Man, this is the worst case of suicide I’ve ever seen”.

[Organic Panic]

It’s safer to be a friend of Putin than the Clintons.

[HeadOn]

Or, to paraphrase Rooster Cogburn, “Well, them pigs was rootin’ around, they mighta moved [the gun].”

[MtnClimber]

Any animal from the Arkancide farm, land and uranium company could have moved the “suicide” gun. I swear.