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The Worst Christmas Food Trends Of All Time
Mashed ^ | 11/27/23 | Mary K. Cahill

Posted on 12/11/2023 6:11:06 PM PST by DallasBiff

If you're interested in turning your next holiday party into a social experiment, consider bringing some of these Christmas classics to the table, because nothing says conversation piece like a large snowman made of cottage cheese. History has produced some seriously weird Christmas food trends and quite a few of them have managed to stick around. Holiday foods from centuries ago may come across as unappetizing because of how much tastes have changed. On the other hand, Christmas trends of 20th-century America took weirdness to a whole other level.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food
KEYWORDS: christmas; christmasfood; food; fruitcake; worst
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To: waterhill

I got a fruitcake there one time. It had pecan shells in it.

For what it costs I was upset. I’ll never buy another one from there.


21 posted on 12/11/2023 6:38:05 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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To: Chickensoup

Well, then bring some right here!


22 posted on 12/11/2023 6:38:11 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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To: DallasBiff

Once I shellacked/varnished a fruit cake I received as a gift and used as a doorstop for 2 years before it began to crack.


23 posted on 12/11/2023 6:38:27 PM PST by ShawnShawntheLeprecaun
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To: DallasBiff
Candy canes? What are they talking about.

That Christmas Candle Salad needs some walnuts added to it; it might make a return in blue voting areas.

24 posted on 12/11/2023 6:42:54 PM PST by KC_Conspirator
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To: DallasBiff

The only thing sadder than a melting snowman is a collapsing cottage cheese snowman!
Have you tried Wal-Mart’s bakery fruit cake? It is the BEST!


25 posted on 12/11/2023 6:53:33 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: DallasBiff

Reminds me of this:

https://lileks.com/institute/gallery/index.html


26 posted on 12/11/2023 6:55:55 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Jane Long

Jane you’re supposed to sluice it with rum. I just eat it with vanilla ice cream.


27 posted on 12/11/2023 6:56:37 PM PST by waterhill (I Believe all you need for home defense is an 870 and a Catahoula)
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To: dforest

We love mincemeat! I make meatless mincemeat from scratch, for pies. (Butter replaces the suet that’s in real mincemeat). I often offer to bring it to holiday dinners at my brother’s, but he won’t even try it.


28 posted on 12/11/2023 6:57:14 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: DallasBiff

You can have my share.


29 posted on 12/11/2023 7:00:11 PM PST by sauropod (The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly.)
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To: fishtank

Sounds like something from SpongeBob SquarePants or Ren and Stempy.


30 posted on 12/11/2023 7:01:31 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: Chickensoup
There is a fruitcake company out of Texas that was good.

Would that be the Texas Manor Fruitcake made with pure butter batter? I had to sell those things all through high school as a fundraiser. The were pricey but people loved them.

31 posted on 12/11/2023 7:01:34 PM PST by pfflier
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To: DallasBiff

College of the Ozarks Branson, MO

https://store.cofo.edu/collections/baked-goods


32 posted on 12/11/2023 7:02:20 PM PST by taterjay
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To: waterhill

If they would simply remove those petrified, gelled fruits, it might not be so bad :-)


33 posted on 12/11/2023 7:05:41 PM PST by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: pfflier

Texas Manor Fruitcake....


People MUST love them ... they’re all Out of Stock....

https://www.yahoocake.com/Texas-Manor-Fruitcake_c_80.html


34 posted on 12/11/2023 7:09:49 PM PST by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: Flaming Conservative

That aunt was a fabulous baker. That crust was always golden and flakey and she had it dusted with a sparkling sugar.

Unfortunately, I am not a skilled baker. I can make decent cakes but others are a lot better at it than I am. :)


35 posted on 12/11/2023 7:10:49 PM PST by dforest
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To: pfflier

Collin’s street fruit cake


36 posted on 12/11/2023 7:14:19 PM PST by Chickensoup
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To: DallasBiff

We have homemade fruitcakes of all types. They are delicious. I love pannetone, too.


37 posted on 12/11/2023 7:19:23 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: waterhill

Collins Street fruitcake from Corsicana... so delicious. The ones with Texas pecans are so good.


38 posted on 12/11/2023 7:20:51 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: dforest

My grandma grew up in London and made perfect pie crusts and delicious mincemeat. I sure do miss her.


39 posted on 12/11/2023 7:23:29 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

Mom use to make fruitcake. I remember her buying those candied citrus thingies for them. (I like fruitcake pretty well.)


40 posted on 12/11/2023 7:23:59 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (As God's children, we live on promises, not explanations - Wiersbe)
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