Oscar Mayer is looking for Wienermobile drivers. Here’s how to apply

Phoenix New Times ^ | January 9, 2024 | Jennifer Goldberg

[nickcarraway]

Oscar Mayer is looking for 12 people to drive Wienermobiles across the U.S. One of them could be you.

Last week, we reported that Smashing Pumpkins put out an open call for their new guitarist.

Now, another cool job has opened up, and you don't need to know how to play a G chord.

Oscar Mayer announced Monday that they are looking for their next round of Hotdoggers — aka the people who drive the famous Wienermobile.

Traveling an average of 20,000 miles each year, Hotdoggers visit at least 40 cities across the country and attend more than 1,200 events. Each Hotdogger is entrusted with driving and maintaining the 27-foot hot dog on wheels, along with creating social content for the brand’s channels during their “meat” and greets (not our joke) across the country.

[fhayek]

I understand Anthony Weiner is looking for a job. Anyone know if he has a CDL?

[I-ambush]

[[ I ]] would like to be an Oscar Meyer wiener!!

[Responsibility2nd]

[dfwgator]

I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

[Leaning Right]

Not interested. I’m holding out for a chance to drive the Hersey’s Kissmobile instead.

[Responsibility2nd]

[FreeperCell]

Be good guys!

[chajin]

Wife Stephenie will be handling the interviews, which will be held right before sunset.

[Responsibility2nd]

Be good guys!

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Come on, man. This thread is begging for it. I got more. Lots more.

But I will contain myself.

Maybe go find a Uranus thread to express my inner 13 year.

[lee martell]

Chris Christie and Kevin McCarthy should have some open time on their schedules. Come to the in person interview dressed for the part. Bring most recent DMV records, and two character endorsements.

[Mariner]

what movie is that?

[Uncle Miltie]

My weiner is mob .... never mind.

[dfwgator]

Demolition Man. Like Idiocracy, it’s pretty uncanny in how it’s predicting the future.

[fhayek]

Not a good idea to have a thread where Uranus is hijacked by a mobile wiener. At least not anywhere outside of San Francisco .

[norwaypinesavage]

It’s a great career path. You could become Speaker of the House some day if you chose it..

[butlerweave]

Ya ,Demolition Man. The world the left would love to have ,LOL

[Fai Mao]

the jokes write themselves.

[Buttons12]

Is parallel parking ability required?

[Disambiguator]

I always thought the lower part of the body of those things looks a bit like an E-Type Jaguar. But then there’s that thing on top.