Well, now you got me started. Do you think, maybe, Mitch’s chicom SIL backed into the pond ‘cause she was low on Adrenachrome, got confused, hit electric reverse, and took a dive. I’ve already suspected her commie driver could swim but she couldn’t. Flunked out of pearl diving, as it were?
Re Mitch’s SIL:
Maybe. But drowning is a terrible way to go so I doubt it was her choice.