[varyouga]

I once had a muslim lady ask me if I wanted another wife. I said one is enough...

[Retrofitted]

Reminds me of a great bit from "The Gods Must Be Crazy":

Steyn: How come suddenly you're an expert on women?
Mpudi: I got seven wives. How many you got?
Steyn: So why aren't you at home with your seven wives?
Mpudi: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.
Steyn: So, what did you marry them for?
Mpudi: Someday I have to tell you the facts of life...