[Lazamataz]

Laz would hit it but I suspect he would insist on taking the nose ring out

Nah, that nose ring means I can lash her to the hitchin' post when I go into the saloon.

[Paul R.]

Damn you, now my drink is all over my keyboard!
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(Just kidding about the “damn you”, obviously my keyboard is still working!)
:-)

[Enterprise]

LOL!!!