Some drunk guy would hit on her at the bar, but yeah... no one is going to “wife that up” as she put it!
Nose rings that make her look like a bull, tattooed all over *puke*, and all the class of a $2 hooker. Not exactly what ANYONE thinks of when they are imagining the MOTHER of their children!
Coyote ugly, when you wake and chew your arm off to slip out without waking her.
She’s not pursuing the biker types she emulates with the face metal and the tats.