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To: lee martell

She’s not bad looking for a woman her age really. Would you shun her if she sat down next to you at a bar?


7 posted on 03/27/2024 11:34:14 PM PDT by deks (Deo duce, ferro comitante · God for guide, sword for companion)
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She turned 80 this month.


8 posted on 03/27/2024 11:36:06 PM PDT by deks (Deo duce, ferro comitante · God for guide, sword for companion)
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To: deks
"She’s not bad looking for a woman her age really. Would you shun her if she sat down next to you at a bar?"

Oh yes I would, unless I was 250 years old. . . or I was wearing glasses thicker than ten inches and as distorted as the bottom of a Coke bottle, drunk 65 beers and chased them with a fifth of cheap vodka, a pint of Jagermeister; 4 bottles of Thunderbird, smoked a z of extremely potent pot and snorted at least an eight-ball of premium blow.

Even after doing all that it would only be a "maybe."

12 posted on 03/28/2024 1:46:12 AM PDT by Rocco DiPippo (Either the Deep State destroys America or we destroy the Deep State. -Donald Trump)
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To: deks

Think of the stories she has to tell! What memories she holds!


16 posted on 03/28/2024 3:49:26 AM PDT by .30Carbine
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To: deks; Lazamataz

You know who the authority is around here on that kinda stuff.


30 posted on 03/28/2024 5:28:12 AM PDT by OKSooner ("You won't like what comes after America." - Leonard Cohen.)
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To: deks

Cool tagline BTW.


32 posted on 03/28/2024 5:43:41 AM PDT by OKSooner ("You won't like what comes after America." - Leonard Cohen.)
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