You are clearly deaf, dumb & blind. Seriously.
You must be one of those Feds pretending to be a patriot....or just a male transvestite with a serious mental disorder.
You’ve never operated a watercraft.
You’ve formulated a BY GOD fact from viewing one video on the interwebs.
You’re unwilling to consider the possibility that you might not be correct in your assumptions.
And from that I’m deaf, dumb, blind, a fed, and a transvestite. That’s quite a stretch, even for a FReeper.