Did some research, and USA Today says it's a parody, but given today's wokeness, I could believe it. Heck I wouldn't be surprised if blue state public schools start putting litter boxes in classrooms for those who identify as cats.
Mods pull if too controversial.
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-23 next last
To: DallasBiff
hopefully the vet puts it down:
2 posted on
03/28/2024 10:16:02 AM PDT by
DCBryan1
(Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
To: DallasBiff
Enjoying the dog food you allowed to be made by those you voted for over the years, never thinking they would ever start serving it to you???
3 posted on
03/28/2024 10:17:07 AM PDT by
Rocky Mountain Wild Turkey
("I have an open mind ... just not so open that my brain falls out onto the floor!!")
To: DallasBiff
I identify as a multi-millionaire. Somehow I think if I went to the bank and told a teller this, he/she would laugh in my face.
4 posted on
03/28/2024 10:17:31 AM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children)
To: DallasBiff
Hope she didn’t tell the vet “Fix him.”
To: DallasBiff
I wonder if the vet identifies as an MD...maybe that would work..../s
6 posted on
03/28/2024 10:20:20 AM PDT by
Victor
(If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert." -David Ben-Gurion, the first Prime Minister)
To: DallasBiff
This is how we have to play this game. Play by their rules. Make it so absurd and stupid that they have to admit the whole trans scam has become. If you have to go to the DMV, go in as a man, then, half way through, declare you are a woman and sue the government for misgendering you.
7 posted on
03/28/2024 10:22:05 AM PDT by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
To: DallasBiff
Does mom provide son with a litter box? Or has she trained her cat to use the toilet meant for humans, but I have seen real felines use as their litter box. Either way, does she flush or clean the litter box, and does she allow her cat son to wipe himself on her bedding by dragging himself along the bedding as the feline I saw that was trained use the toilet did after using the toilet. 😋🤣
To: DallasBiff
Give him all the shots necessary for a cat.
Rabies, FVCRP, etc.
Then check for ringworm, feline distemper, cat scratch fever.
Maybe get him neutered as well, you know, so he doesn't knock up any stray cats in the neighborhood and contribute to the feral cat population.
Yes, that's one way to end this nonsense once and for all!
11 posted on
03/28/2024 10:27:36 AM PDT by
SamAdams76
(6,575,474 Truth | 87,429,044 Twitter)
To: DallasBiff
Can he do this?
No?
Then he's NOT a cat.
13 posted on
03/28/2024 10:29:25 AM PDT by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: DallasBiff
If they identify as cats or dogs, and they live in homes, shouldn’t they be spayed or neutered?
16 posted on
03/28/2024 10:31:12 AM PDT by
bk1000
(Banned from Breitbart)
To: DallasBiff
See how many days the kid continues the delusion while eating nothing but cheap dry cat food.
17 posted on
03/28/2024 10:35:08 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
To: DallasBiff
So if I identify as a Tacoma, I go to the local stealership?
It would be cheaper to see the worlds best brain surgeon.
To: DallasBiff
If it is parody. Bee did it first, and better:
https://babylonbee.com/news/father-of-5-year-old-pterodactyl-finds-its-not-easy-to-get-species-affirming-care-in-america#google_vignette
21 posted on
03/28/2024 11:07:40 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
(Tonight on The Bickersons... )
To: DallasBiff
22 posted on
03/28/2024 11:49:47 AM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: DallasBiff
Take the kid to a pound—to the sign that says “cat termination room”.
Tell the kid “yup it is legal—I signed the papers.”
;-)
23 posted on
03/28/2024 11:55:02 AM PDT by
cgbg
("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
To: DallasBiff
De-fingernail the kid and spay the mother while they are at it.
25 posted on
03/28/2024 12:03:47 PM PDT by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: DallasBiff
26 posted on
03/28/2024 12:16:46 PM PDT by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: DallasBiff
27 posted on
03/28/2024 12:26:14 PM PDT by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
("Equity" = "All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.")
To: DallasBiff
President Retard says he should be accepted as a freak and wants to hire him
29 posted on
03/28/2024 1:33:22 PM PDT by
NWFree
(Sigma male 🤪)
To: DallasBiff
Spay or neuter your liberals, especially if they identify as a cat, dog, fox, chipmunk or a unicorn...
31 posted on
03/28/2024 1:45:55 PM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-23 next last
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson