[SamuraiScot]

“The fix is simple: Say what you mean,” she said.

I'm so sorry, babe. No Can Do.

But if you're nostalgic for the language police back home, we might be able to get you on a slow boat to China.

[Jane Long]

I’m so sorry, babe. No Can Do.

But if you’re nostalgic for the language police back home, we might be able to get you on a slow boat to China.

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You posted my thoughts, exactly.