Posted on 08/11/2004 6:13:12 PM PDT by Darksheare
We here at the Road Killed Beeber Association have had it come to our attention that we have skeletons in our many varied closets.
So it was decided to out our skeletons to air in the daylight and exorcise the zombies hiding behind our collective couches.
At least we thought those were zombies but they turned out to be people we don't know watching television..
It has even been rumored that atleast ONE of us is posting 'Dead'!
(I swear it isn't me.)
Though sometimes I do wake up with the odd irrational fear of holy water and wooden stakes.
I haven't been much of anywhere in my life except the laundry room, and even then I was viciously dragged in there kicking and screaming only to be stuffed into the dryer by mohawk wearing punk-rock beebers!
I was thrown out of a store in the mall for assisting with shopping!
I'm told my hairy legs looked smashing sticking out from the hem of a blue pleated miniskirt.
Even if it DID clash with my hunter green shirt and turtleneck.
Why, the secrets to be outed here are horrible!
And I can't tell you what they are, they're secret secret until revealed.
I don't even know some of my own secrets yet until I reveal them to myself!
Actually, I think the hit man had him for dinner. :-D
I have no choice, my skeletons have performed the rite of mentalum scarrificus horridus.
They have broken the Azure Bonds and are free to roam all of the land.
(I must roll a d20 for intiative!)
LOL!
Got to see a pic of Rodney.
He was one of those nice and brilliantly dumb Rhode Island Reds.
(Once declared thereof: NOT one of God's smarter creatures.)
He became dinner, and the pics were put into the album.
12,000 posts?
For the first time in 4 years I can honestly say I've been out of the loop. lol.
Should I post a lookout, in case they show up on my doorstep? Do they bite? Will they be hungry? What kind of wine do they drink?
Shhhh, don't tell them! ;)
Some troll named jj_fate started that thread, unaware, I'm sure, that it would live on ad infinitum and give us so much pleasure. He should be banished from DU for that, I think.
Hmmmmmmmmm...ve vill haft to have ze royal pychos,errrr psychics,errrrrr someone look into your disturbing and disturbed dreams.
Well, if a chorus line of can-canning skeletons dance by followed by a bunch of Borg doing the same, they've found you.
They're mostly harmless.
I have bodies in my closet. To heck with bones!!!!
Goody! :-)
And growing.
Largely demented in it's content, largely just for fun, it's the biggest thread of drek and drivel constructed on purpose.
Well, the snowmen wriggled their twiggy fingers at me and went 'grr!' before I merrily bayonetted away.
Bodies?
You can't count yourself and the missus, 'tis against the rules on that you know.
Did a short stint once in an Easter Bunny Suit at the mall.
Was fun and games until the closing hours of the mall, and the young womyn my age or close to it showed up.
They be some strange creatures for sure.
Well, they came from my skull and my big grab-bag of secrets, of course they're 'mostly' harmless.
Just don't leave chocolate or soda in evidence anywhere.
And have coffee available.
But did you eat a salami sandwich,after you woke up? That's far more important to know,than what the terrorist snowmen were doing.
But was the pay worth such an easy gig?
Nope.
Had a guzzle of water, at least I THINK it was water, stayed away from the windows due to thunderation and litghtningtration outside, hit the men's room, and went back to sleep.
(or tried to.)
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