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Welsh rugby fan cuts off testicles after side wins
Yahoo! ^ | February 7, 2005 | Reuters

Posted on 02/07/2005 7:20:39 PM PST by Land_of_Lincoln_John

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.


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KEYWORDS: alcohol; booze; castrate; crazy; darwin; drunk; geld; geoffalina; insane; limey; loon; nutcase; soprano; thattooksomeballs; viennaboyschoir; wails; wales; welsh; wonthave2shaveagain
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1 posted on 02/07/2005 7:20:40 PM PST by Land_of_Lincoln_John
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John

In the Darwin's award category?


2 posted on 02/07/2005 7:23:07 PM PST by Unam Sanctam
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John

I think that's one boozed-up promise it's OK to break.

Yeesh!


3 posted on 02/07/2005 7:23:10 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John

And those Philadelphia fans think they are tough! Nothing beats the sheer testosterone-laden idiocy of an English sports holligan.


4 posted on 02/07/2005 7:23:37 PM PST by RtWngr (Being tolerant of the intolerant is pretty stupid actually.)
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To: Unam Sanctam

I believe this does qualify for a Darwin. Although Geoff didn't die, he'll be unable to pass his genetic material on.


5 posted on 02/07/2005 7:24:22 PM PST by Land_of_Lincoln_John
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John

Why, this is one really trustworthy man, a man of his word. "And if thy left hand is tempting thee, cut thou it off and cast it away..."


6 posted on 02/07/2005 7:26:13 PM PST by GSlob
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John

Ummm, any Philly fans out there thinking of following through on such a pronouncement?


7 posted on 02/07/2005 7:31:16 PM PST by theDentist (Jerry Springer: PBS for White Trash)
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To: Unam Sanctam
In the Darwin's award category?

Oh yeah.

8 posted on 02/07/2005 7:32:41 PM PST by Tribune7
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To: RtWngr
And those Philadelphia fans think they are tough!

You need balls to be tough.

9 posted on 02/07/2005 7:33:29 PM PST by Tribune7
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To: ScottFromSpokane
I think that's one boozed-up promise it's OK to break.

So it's okay if he'd welshed on that promise, right?

10 posted on 02/07/2005 7:33:31 PM PST by Land_of_Lincoln_John
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Look for him next to put on a dress and to move to San Francisco.
11 posted on 02/07/2005 7:34:30 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: RtWngr

well he won't be testosterone laden anymore.......LOL


12 posted on 02/07/2005 7:39:11 PM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Get to the Slawson cut-off, get out of your car and cut off your Slawson...

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

13 posted on 02/07/2005 7:40:25 PM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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To: NorCalRepub

LMAOPMP


14 posted on 02/07/2005 7:41:23 PM PST by RtWngr (Being tolerant of the intolerant is pretty stupid actually.)
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To: Unam Sanctam
In the Darwin's award category?

Yep. He cannot reproduce..........

Darwin Award
Click the Pic

15 posted on 02/07/2005 7:43:52 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John

THANK YOU GOD!

Another Welsh man stops himself procreating. The world may be saved yet!

(Before anyone asks..I'm Irish, and I live in spitting distance of Wales. I AM SICK of Welsh stag nights invading my town, when they roll of the cross-channel ferry. Urgh!)


16 posted on 02/07/2005 7:44:18 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John

THE MANS' NUTS!! GRAB 'EM!!!


17 posted on 02/07/2005 7:44:46 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (When you're a target of Islam, every week is Islam Awareness Week.)
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To: Unam Sanctam

That was my thought. He is definitely a strong candidate.


18 posted on 02/07/2005 7:45:51 PM PST by dstarr (Proud widow of a Vietnam War and Korean War veteran)
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To: null and void; Darksheare; catpuppy
Definitely a Darwin Award winner.

He's not gonna be reproducing after that.

Ouchie Ouchie Ouchie PING

So9

19 posted on 02/07/2005 7:46:06 PM PST by Servant of the 9 (Trust Me)
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John

Zing!

Men of Harlech, stand ye dreaming?
Can ye see their spearpoints...

Errr, sorry. Tactless.


20 posted on 02/07/2005 7:47:01 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)
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