[A CA Guy]

This is like heaven on earth.
Oh man, this is great.
Doesn't get any better.
Wow, this is a great result.
I'm loving this.


What if anything would be the SUBSTANTIAL difference in any of these remarks?
They all indicate approval.

[Know your rights]

Doesn't get any better.

That is the only synonym for "heaven on Earth" on your list ... and the statement you quoted didn't imply that either. Your claim remains a baseless stupid lie.