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To: cryptical
plasters it into the pipe much as a Christian would fill a hole with putty

Hmmm - I didn't get the memo on that - is there a "Christian way" to fill a hole with putty?

2 posted on 08/25/2006 6:36:05 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
Hmmm - I didn't get the memo on that - is there a "Christian way" to fill a hole with putty?

Well, Roman Catholics use rhythm.

5 posted on 08/25/2006 6:40:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Don't they use tar baby.


19 posted on 08/25/2006 7:00:20 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody want a peanut.....)
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To: Izzy Dunne

I found that observation to be a little flaky myself. Why use Christian? Why not Muslims, Hindus, or Atheists? Totally distracted me.


20 posted on 08/25/2006 7:00:31 AM PDT by mother22wife21 ( NO NEGOTIATIONS WITH EVIL FOOLS)
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To: Izzy Dunne

There are two Christian ways to fill a hole. If using putty, one must avoid drunkeness, masturbation and swearing during both the insertion and smoothing procedures of the process. Filling a hole the other way is best done "Missionary" style.


247 posted on 08/26/2006 11:06:32 PM PDT by 308MBR (Dar el Harb feels one 1,400 year long "Jihad" is enough for one planet. Bye, goat pokers.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
plasters it into the pipe much as a Christian would fill a hole with putty

I'm sure that makes sense to *somebody*... Man it would have worked if they said, he refilled it "with reverence" or he filled it religiously... Oh well. I guess it didn't occur to the Author to say he filled it like a glassy-eyed dope-addled Opium fiend...Ugh!

249 posted on 08/26/2006 11:11:10 PM PDT by Capn TrVth
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