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I hope she never has Al Gore as a client.
1 posted on 01/30/2014 11:53:42 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is what happens when you pick the wrong major.


2 posted on 01/30/2014 11:55:15 AM PST by nickcarraway
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She lives in a state with Eliot Spitzer AND Anthony Weiner, and yet chose THIS line of business?


4 posted on 01/30/2014 11:58:18 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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LOL! Oh is that what it is called now?


5 posted on 01/30/2014 11:58:19 AM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a GREAT life!)
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I wonder if she went to cuddle college.


6 posted on 01/30/2014 11:58:42 AM PST by nickcarraway
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Oh brother. Finding new ways to separate fools from their money, every day.


8 posted on 01/30/2014 12:00:29 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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They tried to do this in Madison, Wisconsin but they gave the proprietor such a hard time he folded. Madison is a college town with a source of young co-eds willing to spoon with you for $60.

The problem is, as everyone know, is this is just shy of prostitution and once established with many other such “businesses” you create a lot of community moral hazard zones, which to their credit, the City of Madison did not want.

The woman from the posted location here is attractive. My guess is that if Honey Boo boo’s mom was the one charging $60 to spoon with the business would go broke. The point is that you cannot get away from the sexual context of this type of business, which is really what it is.

9 posted on 01/30/2014 12:01:03 PM PST by Obadiah (I Like Ted.)
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release my chakra


10 posted on 01/30/2014 12:01:22 PM PST by Craftmore
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12 posted on 01/30/2014 12:05:34 PM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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“Did you know that cuddling has been proven to lower blood pressure, lift serotonin levels, balance the nervous system and strengthen the immune system?”

So will a cute puppy...


13 posted on 01/30/2014 12:06:01 PM PST by kcvl
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This is up there with the professional pencil sharpener I read about last year.


14 posted on 01/30/2014 12:09:37 PM PST by Carpe Cerevisi
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16 posted on 01/30/2014 12:11:09 PM PST by kcvl
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17 posted on 01/30/2014 12:11:54 PM PST by kcvl
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Now if a "professional cuddler" looked like this: this: or this: I'd be interested. Highly interested.
19 posted on 01/30/2014 12:14:39 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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This doesn’t sound like something one would invest in.

I have heard if one were to ask most any wife, she will say the biggest problem is

“He doesn’t cuddle. Never did. Wham Bham, Thank You Ma’am, roll over and go to sleep”.

So why would a man PAY FOR what he could get FREE at home - No strings attached...

How many wives would use ‘No Cuddling’ as a punishment?


21 posted on 01/30/2014 12:20:03 PM PST by xrmusn (6/98 --Because you have your head up your arse doesn't mean you have to have a crappy outlook.)
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Will Spoon You for $60

How much to fork you?

25 posted on 01/30/2014 1:20:16 PM PST by Rinnwald
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Good for this woman. She took her modest looks and created a legitimate, although a bit creepy, business.


27 posted on 01/30/2014 1:31:16 PM PST by Balding_Eagle (Over production, one of the top 5 worries for the American Farmer every year.)
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31 posted on 01/30/2014 1:48:56 PM PST by dfwgator
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When I need a cuddle I cuddle my teddy bear. Or a pillow.

Just saved sixty dollars! And I can cuddle all night......


40 posted on 01/30/2014 3:12:36 PM PST by Gefn (RIP Holly, April 1999-December 31, 2013 the best cat ever)
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To: nickcarraway

How much for the Aunt Jemima treatment?


41 posted on 01/30/2014 3:14:50 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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What does she charge to fork you?


44 posted on 01/30/2014 5:54:32 PM PST by Larry Lucido (If you like your all your base, you can keep your all your base. - CATS)
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