You know... I bet I could make this work here in Japan. I’m often told by the Missus that I am a wonderful cuddly teddy bear. Lots of lonely ladies might enjoy drifting off to sleep next to my warm comfy belly. I even have a slogan already.
“Debu demo kimochii”
I wonder if I can talk my wife into letting me try it as a side business.
I would set up a hidden camera before you ask her.
You might get enough web traffic to pay your medical bills...