It's probably still gonna hurt quite a bit though.
Posted on 12/30/2016 11:04:34 AM PST by kyperman
I had to do a lot of editing to make this safe for my own eyes...I just found it while I trolled on DU. I have a bit of an obsession with this lately..and watching you tube videos of liberal crying...I just found this not only a bit funny, but also so sad...this is unreal..that there is a good 47 percent of the US that would agree with garbage..read at your own risk and enjoy.
#### you, Donald Trump" by Chris Cluwe
#### you for being a hypersensitive, grossly plump caricature of a human being; a squirming mass of cockroaches lurking under a skinsuit veneer.
#### your wanton plundering of our social fabric, your willingness to tear down the structure that allows you to exist, your glorification of the worst parts of humanity, all in the name of your own insatiable greed and depravity.
#### your racebaiting, fearmongering, Nazi-enabling rhetoric that allows the darkest and most destructive corners of our collective zeitgeist free reign to terrorize the rest.
#### your ignorant paucity of intellect, your narcissistic belief in your own ego, your inability to recognize your own descent into fascism.
#### your promotions of white supremacists to positions of power, of science denying crackpots to oversee our future, of bootlicking toadies to oversee your transition.
#### your misogynistic views on women’s rights, #### your archaic beliefs on the freedom of press and religion, and #### your idiotic venality when it comes to the destruction of a country that, while not always achieving freedom for all of its citizens, has done the best to get there in the entirety of recorded human history.
#### you, Melania Trump.
#### you for being willing to support this disgusting slime mold because it means you can live a life of privilege and luxury, never mind the hardships that will befall women across this nation due to your husband’s philistinic views.
#### you for posing for puff pieces in entertainment magazines while the cabal of ####goblins your partner is assembling gets ready to reverse everything that has allowed you to possess even the most moderate amount of power.
#### you for taking the easy choice, the choice to suck the #### of a loathsome troll in order to wear Hugo Boss dresses, instead of taking a stand in order to protect the fifty percent of our population who shares your gender.
#### you for smiling and waving at the cameras when your husband is on record as saying, “Grab them (women) by the #####. You can do anything.”
#### your betrayal of everything Susan B. Anthony and other suffragettes fought for, #### your tacit acceptance that a woman should be an accessory to a man, #### your self-centered interest in insuring your own well-being over the well-being of the country that allows you such a lifestyle.
#### you, Ivanka, Eric, and Donald Trump Jr.
#### you for being willing lackeys of this pusillanimous ape, for carrying his water on television and in media interviews.
and it continues in that vein. It's quite cathartic.
Hugo Boss dresses!!!!????
YUCK
You’re a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn’t touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
“Stink, stank, stunk!”
You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You’re the king of sinful sots!
Your heart’s a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Grinch!
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
I like the cockroach part.
Truly, the world dodged a catastrophic event.
They grow tiresome in their perpetual outrage.
What a “well-educated” and “tolerant” crowd.
Lol...hilarious coming from Snowlake Nation.
* Snowflake, that is.
Hugo Boss designed the uniforms for the Nazi SS (Schutzstaffel).
Apparently an NFL punter.
It is entirely feelings-based, raw anger, hatred without reason.
Thank God these people are now shut out of power. May it continue to be so for the next several decades until they die out naturally.
Are they talking about Hillary?
Thurl Ravenscroft. What a voice.
It's probably still gonna hurt quite a bit though.
Is that a word? Does our special snowflake not know that "philistine" is an adjective?
Do you suppose southerners said the same kind of stuff to Abe and his family? I wonder how far these folks will go. And what would sway their opinions
He was also a devout Christian
I like them better when they're crying.
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