"I fit a rare profile for a daily stoner. I didnt touch the stuff until I was 36 years old, largely because I have chronic asthma and the idea of smoke in my lungs repelled me. But I was literally seduced into it. A beautiful, blue-eyed, hairy-chested dude I was completely bowled over by turned out to be a hard-core stoner. The night we met, he invited me to smoke with him. I pretended I was totally cool with that, pulled a Clinton by not really inhaling, and thought Id get away with it. I was, however, busted. You dont know how to smoke pot, do you? he asked. And then he showed me. I have a vague memory of what happened next some incredible nonlinear sex was definitely part of it "
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