Some professors have way too much spare time on their hands, too much research money, and some of the wackiest ideas about what is relevant in this world to be in academia.
Why not just buy a copy of Playboy and stay home with it? You’ll use less energy studying it.
The Atlantic, now an expert publication on “pornography”. Whatever happened to real serious news stories like they once published?
What will they do next to up their circulation, have centerfolds of Miss Environment of the month, au natural, as nature intended it?
“What will they do next to up their circulation, have centerfolds of Miss Environment of the month, au natural, as nature intended it?”
Oh yeah, right. Tats, noise rings, and black nail polish do it for me.
Only if you do it during the daytime. The math in this article averages out to 20 minutes with a 60 watt bulb per person.