“Cheddar Gorgeous”?
How about Cheddar and Gorgonzola? Can’t even keep their names straight (oh, did I say “straight”? Purely by accident, I can assume you).
Now you know the real meaning of “gay old times”.
I hope they film this. Dragons and trannys coming to see trump. Hope they have security figured out imagine the hot to trot Muslim men wanting to get some. Britain’s finest hour.