[cyclotic]

I was flying somewhere with a co-worker once and the subject of COPS came up.

I told him that as long as you’re not a guy with a white tank top and a mullet, busted for beating your wife in Las Vegas, all would be OK.

A few hours later, I checked in my hotel room and was flipping TV channels. Lo and behold, COPS was on. The officer was telling a guy with a mullet wearing a white tank top to quit beating his wife. I watched a few seconds more till they pulled the camera to a wide shot to show the Las Vegas PD car.

I win!

[lacrew]

A cops nosterdamus.